A Sexy, Sultry, and -- O, right -- HOLY Night

'Tis the season, all right.

"The most wonderful time of the year."

"The hap-happiest season of all."

And, if the music being piped in everywhere from Kroger to Office Max to Walgreens is to be believed -- it is also a season for seduction. But this is no ordinary Victoria's-Secret-Commercial type of come-hither by barely-of-age girls. No, my friend, this is worse.

This is Seduction By O Holy Night.

You know what I'm talking about. It's the crooning, husky vocal acrobatics of cleavaged starlets and leather-pant-wearing pretty-boys singing of the Virgin Birth of the Pure and Innocent Saviour of the World.

I'm not going to mention any names (Jessica Simpson, Mariah Carey, N*Sync, for starters), but if you need any proof, just click here, here, and here.

Am I the only one overwhelmed by the irony?